gather around, here's what happened

i can talk about

that year all

day.

get a stiff drink

in me

and i'll tell you everything

there is to

know,

i'll make ears ring

in bringing up the past.

i'll tell you

exactly what was said,

the time of

day or night,

the emotional weather

report,

i'll tell you each and

every lie,

i'll go down to the bone,

i'll trim the fat.

come on, gather

around.

but mind you, i'm prone

to embellish

once the drinks

go down,

it's hard for me to stick

to the facts.