Friday, March 24, 2023

sliding down an icy hill with wooden boards attached to your feet

i try to watch
the trial of the minor celebrity
actress
who crashed into
some old man
on a ski slope.
it's like watching paint
dry,
or grass grow.
it's all about who's going
to get a pay day.
who gets the dough.
if you're stupid enough to put
slippery boards
on your feet
and fly down
a hill in the ice and snow,
you're officially a dope.
and you're on
your own.
you get nothing.
be thankful you didn't hit
a tree like most
skiers do.

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