Friday, June 3, 2022

my dog stepped on a bee

you can't make this stuff,
the court room drama,
between a celebrity
and his
one year borderline wife.
you want to ask what
happened to the poor
dog who stepped on a bee.
why did you use
the bed when you had
four bathrooms
in the penthouse?
does your neck hurt from
swiveling it from
side to side trying to gain
sympathy
with the jury, when everyone
could see your tearless
cry.
who's baby is it?
yours? who's the father?
is her name Tesla?
pictures and videos
of everything and
nothing.
not a single bruised
lip or black eye.
god forbid, oh look,
oh my,
there's a spilled bottle
of 500 dollar wine.
a circus, a carnival, a debacle,
a total waste of money and
time.
but, somehow, the crazy ones
always find
another person
to leech onto,
crazy in the head, as they say,
crazy in bed.
they do survive.

No comments: