Thursday, August 12, 2021

bit coin? really?

the young whipper
snapper,
asks,
can i pay you in bit coins?
i say,
what the hell is that?
it's the latest form
of money, the kid says,
pulling on his nose ring.
i'm sorry.
but checks or cash only.
you mean you don't do
crypto currency?
how old are you mister?
look,
if i can't feel it, touch it,
or put
it in my pocket,
it's not money to me.
and i don't have a virtual
girlfriend either.
now get off of my lawn.

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