Tuesday, May 11, 2021

no gas yo!

my friend L B calls to inform
me that
there's no gas
anywhere, the stations are plum out
of petrol.
dang.
i tell her.
i had no clue,. Since i stopped
watching the news
i'm out of the worry loop.
what happened.
nukes?
squirrels chew through the wires
at the distribution center?
cyber attack, she says.
wackos.
yup. i had that happen once when
i was looking at a victoria
secret lingerie site one year,
my whole screen went blue.
had to go see the geeks down
at best buy
to get my pc working again.
hate the cyber attacks.
don't worry, i tell her.
i'm sure bill gates and elon musk
are on it.
although i saw Bill on match dot
com
the other day.
so he might be a tad busy.

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