buckle up cowboy

my friend jimmy used to tell me.

if she's crazy in the head,

she's crazy in bed.

he'd go down the list of his

so called conquests and examine

their personalities.

he had it all down on paper

which he kept folded in his

wallet.

it wasn't about education,

or IQ, it was something else.

a screw being loose, if they

were on medication,

in therapy, off their rockers,

about to jump off a bridge,

then he'd say, if they're

wackadoodle, then you're in for

a bumpy ride my friend, but

fun too. buckle up cowboy.