going out of business

there's a sale on.

two for one.
buy three and get the fourth
one free.
buy a dozen and get
the next half
dozen half off.
it's a red tag sale,
a blue light special.

you've never seen anything
like it.

we're going out of business.
everything must go.

closing soon.

no refunds, no returns.
everything as it is.
right off the shelf.
in the crate.
off the boat, off the truck.

sixty per cent off
on Thursdays only.

ten percent off the original
price.

discounts galore.
going out of business.
moving to a new location,
opening a new store.
we're out of room, we need
to move
last years models
to make room for more.

get em while they're hot.
one size fits all.
it's make your day,
your life.
you'll never be the same.


come on by. open all night.
no credit, no problem.
cash and carry.

bring a friend, but come,
come soon. going out of business.
last chance. last chance.