the housekeeper

I yell down the steps
to my housekeeper, I ask her
to put the coffee on
and that i'd like
two eggs over easy,
bacon, toast.
there's no answer.
I yell out again, still no
answer.
and bring the paper up,
I say, now ringing the bell
I keep on my nightstand.
but I don't have a
housekeeper, I need one
though, so it's practice.