i'll have a salad

can you take
the blue cheese out of the salad,
she says.
feta or goat cheese if you have it.
and the onions.
oh, and i'm allergic
to red tomatoes, so if you
wouldn't mind,
please remove those too.
and I see there are nuts
in this salad
as well.
I have a severe reaction
to nuts, so
let's take those out
too. ummm, and greek olives.
do you have just
plain olives,
black, slice thinly though,
not whole or halves?
I like my lettuce shredded
into small pieces,
can you be a prince
and do that.
cross cuts, not against
the grain.
and if you have cucumbers,
take the skin off
and dice them up.
oh, and put the dressing on
the side.