they know everything

some people
know everything
and its hard for
them to be quiet
about it.
they know art
and music.
they know what
every celebrity
is up to.
they want to help
you with
your taxes, your
car,
your relationships.
that mole
on your face,
they've got a
guy for that.
lickety split
that say, he takes
a scalpel
and voila, it's
gone.
they speak French
like that
sometimes,
and you want to hit
them over their
head with
a baguette.