what i want

while eating
a peanut butter
sandwich one
night in
the kitchen
i start
to think about
the things
i want
in life.
so i make
a list,
writing it all
down on the back
of an envelope.
I want
a butler
and a maid.
I want a
chauffer
and a masseuse
to rub
me down
at night
after a hard
day at work.
I want
a chef in
the kitchen
and someone
to walk my
dog.
I want my own
reality t.v.
show
and a pool
in the back
yard.
I want a
fireplace
in the bathroom
with gold
spigots
on the sink.
I want
a big thick
robe
with my initials
on it
to wear
as I stand
with my hands
on my hips
and stare out
the window
of my vast
estate. I want
a girlfriend
who has a twin
sister
named tiffany.
I want
to sail on
my yacht to
france.
I want, I want
a new pen.
out of ink.