Thursday, July 17, 2014

the bingo cheating scandal

you notice
a priest out
in the parking
lot at the local
catholic
church. you've
seen him before on
bingo nights
calling out
the letters and
numbers.
but today, on
sunday, he's
out there with a
hose hooked to
a large truck
marked
holy water.
liberally he
sprays down the crowd,
forgiving
them of their
sins. then you
hear him say in a
loud voice, go
and sin no more.
bingo at eight.

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