the cracker jack prize

i hope this
diamond is big
enough. i've
been saving for
years to give
it to someone
just like you.
if you hold it
up to the sun
it sparkles,
i know it's only
the size of a
grain of sand,
but hey, i don't
make much and
it's the thought
that counts. right?
the real fat
diamonds i gave
away when i was
younger
are out of my
price range now,
but it's not
a reflection on
my affection
towards you. so
i guess what i'm
saying is, will
you marry me.
what? you don't
even want to
try it on? it looks
like a prize from
a cracker jack
box? you are so
cruel, so cruel.
i'm glad that i
found out now
who you really are.
next.