Monday, January 22, 2018

it's up to you

we can plug
the leaks in your tires
at a small fee, or
you can take the high risk
of driving on them,
and perhaps having a blow
out
flipping your car
over a guard rail
into on coming traffic,
risking your car going up
in a ball of flames,
or perhaps you can get our
four brand new
tires, which are on
sale this week
for presidents day
that happens next month,
newly balanced,
aligned, with a
three year warranty.
no pressure, but you choose.
death on the highway,
or take advantage of
our once in a lifetime
tire sale. it's up
to you. by the way,
there's coffee over there
near the bathroom,
made fresh weekly.

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