Tuesday, October 4, 2016

can you fil out our survey.

no, I don't want to go home
and take a survey telling you
how nicely you put the underwear
I just bought into a bag
and then took my money.
or the survey about how
well you poured my coffee,
or made me dinner, or
changed the oil in my car,
or put a needle
into my arm so that I won't
get shingles. I won't do
any of these surveys,
not online, not on the phone,
not in person.
the only survey I would take
would be the one about
taking surveys. on a scale
of one to ten, ten being annoying,
i'd mark in ten every time.

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