oh, that's just robert

her husband
texts you in the middle
of the night
and says how would you like it
if I did this to
your wife.
you show her the phone
and say,
who is this.
oh, that's Robert, she
says. he still loves
me and wants me
back.
but how does he have
my number,
how does he know my
name, is he coming
to kill us in our sleep,
to which she replies,
I don't think so,
but it's possible.
this makes for a very
stressful night.