public office

you may be forced
to run
for president
of your condo
board and have
public hangings
on Saturday
mornings. the current
board members
have voted
and installed
new speed bumps
into the community
which consists
of a mere
hundred houses on
three small cul
de sacs.
there are seven
speed bumps,
speed hills, speed
tables.
you can drive
at the most fifty
feet before
driving over one
at two miles per
hour.
they give nose
bleeds they are so
high.
the car rolls
to the top
then goes down
the other side
almost scraping
bottom.
they are painted
safety yellow.
insanity
breeds contempt,
which will be your
bumper sticker.
you will run on
the platform of no
more fools in office.