what women like

women love
cheese
especially if
you cut it up
before they
arrive and put
it on a plate
with fancy
crackers.
they love wine too.
they love
having
the door opened
for them
and being called
by Wednesday
for a weekend
date.
it's good to
tell them that
they smell
nice, and look
wonderful
in that dress,
or whatever
they might
have on,
and no,
they don't
look like a pound
has been added
anywhere.
women love
cheese,
they love wine.
they love a clean
bathroom,
and clean
sheets.
if you have
a candle, light
it, they love
that too.
it's best to
never bring up
any past women
in your life.
imagine you have
dropped from
the sky, and she
will believe
that with you.
women love
cheese. they love
wine.