breaking news

she loves
the news.
the gossipy
juicy news of
who killed
who. who's
cheating and lying.
and corrupting
our youth.
the tv is on
all day.
with Jessica,
the view,
oprah, paula
and oj.
a bag of chips
is near
the remote,
the cell phone
too.
just in case
between storms
and new
revelations
there is breaking
news
with the jury's
verdict,
or a slimy new
clue.