say what

you have a way
of saying the wrong
thing at the wrong
time, especially
after two martinis.
it's a knack
you have. a honed
and skilled talent
of being awkward
in situatiions
that demand sauveness
and politenees, but no.
did you gain weight
you say, or i think
i see a strand of
grey, bend towards
me into the light.
oh my, have you ever
thought of botox?
you should really stay
out of the sun.
how old are you
anyway?