the bank

you need some
cash
for coffee
and a donut,
but
the bank
requires two
id's.
a signature
and a thumbprint,
your mother's
maiden name
and a photo
picture
of you and
your dog
playing catch.
you just want
twenty
dollars though,
you say.
it's my money.
you are just
watching it.
this makes
a security
guard come
forward
with gun drawn
to escort you
out.