smart butt

you've got
your smart car,
your smart
phone,
your eating
fish to
enhance
your brain.
you're reading
books
instead of
skimming them
and waiting
for the movie.
you make it
through at least
three words before
getting bored
with the cross
word puzzle.
you're even
dressing smartly,
at least that's
what people say
when they see you
in your hipster
hat.
even your butt
is getting attention.
being called
smart, on a
regular basis.