temporary solutions

your pants are too
tight, so you buy
bigger pants.
your house is
full of junk, so
you move. your
wife is angry all
the time about
something you did
or didn't do, so
you sleep in
the other room.
your dog has fleas,
so you get a cat.
the cat claws at
your couch, so
you get a bird.
the bird won't shut
up. so you open
the window and
let him fly away.
you don't smell too
good, so you lather
yourself in perfume.
you're getting old
so you take
the mirrors down.