a word from our sponsors

when we arrived

on the moon

after a harrowing start blasting

off from earth,

it was touch and go for awhile,

something about

the excess amount of carbon

monoxide

in the cabin,

but we made it just the same.

unfortunately

the glass on the inside

of my helmet was

glazed over

with condensation

so my take

on mother earth

is a blurry mess.

i should never have eaten

those tortilla wraps

with hot sauce

and peppers, but Taco Bell

was one of

our main sponsors, in fact

there's several logos

on the side of our space

module.

Electrolyte Plus for leg cramps, 

Ban deodorant,

Depends Diapers, and 

Listerine, extra strength,

and the most important 

sponsor of all,

Imodium.