large bottle of texas pete

i'm still on

my first bottle of hot sauce.

texas pete.

the extra large

bottle with the little

cowboy

on the front.

i've had it

since the late 80's.

rarely used, obviously.

the woman who bought

it for me,

used to put

it on her eggs,

she'd make

a criss cross pattern

with the hot sauce.

i wonder

where she is now.

i still have the sauce.

i don't remember her name,

but i remember

her legs.