down to
the New Yorker Magazine
and tell
them to make me
an offer.
who are you?
they ask, picking up
the phone for
security.
nobody, i tell them.
i'm not even on youtube,
or tik tok,
but take a look at my
doodles.
i did this one
yesterday on a napkin
while i was
waiting for the waitress
to bring me the bill,
it has a Picasso
feel to it.
don't you think?
the upside down
bull, with big eyes
and a woman's breast
beside it.
yeah, it's nice, very nice,
but you need to
be someone before your
doodles
have value.
come back when you're
famous. okay?
sure, sure, you can keep
this one
if you want it.
nah, it's okay.
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