land lubber

I've find being out
on the water
is bad for me.
the save
the cruise marriage
didn't quite pan out,
despite dropping
ten grand
on the suite and bathtub
in the room,
her idea.
the trip
to the Aegean sea
with
linda blair was a disaster,
how the bed rose
and shook,
that mess with the pea
soup
and speaking in tongues
when the waiter
asked if we
wanted another cup of tea.
the boat trip on
the chesepeake
where we nearly cap
sized
after hitting a buoy
was no fun either.
man overboard is not a phrase
I like to hear
when it involves
me being in the drink.
i'm more of a land
lubber,
i suppose.
but even then I have
my issues.