the magic rock

there is no such
thing
as a warranty, i discover
when
the air conditioner
breaks down
in my new truck.
you must have done something
to it,
the mechanic says,
or maybe a magic
rock found it's way through
the grille
and through
the engine
to locate the condenser
and puncture it,
thus letting out all the Freon.
yeah.
and people get
pregnant from sitting
on toilet seats
I say, not amused
at the twelve hundred
dollar bill.