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hallucinations
are not uncommon, suicidal
tendencies,
aggression
and dizziness may accompany
the taking
of this medicine.
take one pill with a meal,
at night.
do not drive, or operate
heavy machinery.
do not climb ladders,
or reach above
your head.
stay away from sharp objects,
small children
and pets.
if you hear sirens, or your
vision goes black,
call 911 immediately
if you can find your phone.
heart palpitations, speaking
in tongues
and vomiting may
occur, as well as dry mouth
and frequent urination.
if a rash appears,
do not scratch it or let anyone
touch the oozing
lesions that may
develop.
although this is an allergy
medicine, you may
have an allergic reaction
to it which
could cause immediate death,
or a long slow painful
one in a coma.
it's recommended that a living
will is made,
as well as consulting
a priest
before taking one of these
pills.
see your doctor for a refill
of this prescription.