Sunday, January 24, 2016

the tax man cometh

I wonder
about Obama care.
the ins and outs
of corporate filing,
how will it affect my taxes.
is my preparer bright enough
to get it done,
to keep me out of prison
like al capone.
she still uses a pen
and paper form, a calculator
and ruler to read
my ledger, by candle light
I might add.
I keep no receipts.
to hell with that.
I need gas, I buy gas.
i'm not buying anyone
a business lunch,
or writing off the shirt
and shoes, or boxer
shorts
I have on.
my itemized deductions
are low,
so leave me alone
mr. revenue man.
give me a few bucks in
return.



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