singing solo

I can sing
in the shower, keep
a beat
on the tiles
and tap
my feet, but that is
the sum
total of all
my musical abilities.
I won't be going
on tour
anytime soon.
which is fine,
because I have severe
stage fright,
which makes me sweat
and tremble
with just the thought
of being
in a spotlight.
i'm quite content
to croon until
the hot water
runs cold,
the soap microphone
runs out.