the guru

he's a guru now
in California.
he has a white beard
and wears
white robes, sandals.
he's charging a hundred
dollars a session.
ten or twelve people
per session.
do the math, she
says.
he's doing fine.
no longer acting,
well, at least
not on stage or
in film.
he sells seaweed too.
not exactly
seaweed, but
an extract in liquid
form. you rub it on.
it heals, it soothes,
it makes you
young again. I can
get you a case
at cost. no overhead.
I know him personally.
he's really made
something of himself.
he did commercials
before that, and had bit parts
on a few t.v. shows.
he's dating a woman who
used to be on Baywatch.
he did okay with the acting,
but nothing big,
but now. well now. he's hit
the jackpot.