bad sex

you prefer
to have no art
hanging on the wall
instead of bad
art.
no pet if it's a
wild and barking
pet that sheds
and isn't house trained.
no girlfriend,
even if she's pretty
who complains
and nags
all the time,
no booze
if it's a rail
bottle,
no food if
it's tasteless
or stale.
you prefer no
sex if it's bad
sex, well, okay,
some compromises
must be made along
the way.