semi rich

your semi rich
friend likes to buy
rounds of drinks
for everyone to let
them know that he
is semi rich.
this semi bores you.
the more complicated
the drink
the more he orders,
the more he makes
sure that everyone
knows he is buying.
his big truck is out
front. he has a big
house that he rents
at the shore.
his wife has big
appendages that aren't
original parts.
he has a black
amex card and waves
it around as if it
was his, his, well,
you get the picture.