if elected

you run for
congress on one
issue.
to eliminate
the month
of February.
that's it. that
would cure
so many of our
ills.
go straight
to march.
no more valentine's
day to deal
with,
no birthday,
no head colds,
no snow.
and if elected,
you might even
decide to
eradicated
January from
the calendar
as well.