no musical skills

I am a pumice
stone,
I am
a peninsula
you sing
to yourself
in trying to write
a song
like I am
a Rock
by paul
simon. but
the words
don't ring
true, plus
your musical
abilities span
the instruments
of tapping
the dashboard
and whistling,
badly.
occasionally
you can find
the beat with
a wooden spoon
when you are
in the kitchen,
listening
to the radio,
but it's
more of an accident.