the juicer

your sister sends you
a postcard
from hawaii. she's
on her honeymoon
after getting married
for the second time.
you didn't know,
this is all news
to you, but
you feel like
you should send her
a gift, so you go onto
amazon and order
her up a juicer. she
lives in florida, so you
figure she has access
to lots of fresh fruit
and vegetables.
you order one for
yourself too. she's given
you some ideas, not
about the marrying
thing, god no, but about
moving south
to finish off the final
string of years.