save the last dance for me

the senior social group
invites you to come
to their annual summer
kickoff event.
it's at the community
center near the big pool.
a nurse from the local
hospital will be on
hand so that
you can have your
blood pressure
taken. colonoscopies
for men
and mammary gland
inspection for women.
they will be serving
turkey sausage
and hummus,
whole wheat bread
and free range chicken
on the grill. jimmy
who lives in section
L at the Arbors will
be doing his famous
magic act.
dancing till nine
with a dj,
and there will be
paramedics on hand
with defribulators
in case anyone
can't get up.