do not disturb

you take
the do not disturb
sign off
the door of the hotel
room and
tape it to your shirt.
your wife wakes
up and points at
it and says, what's
up with that.
and you make a
motion of sealing
your lips with
your fingers and
then point at the
sign. do not disturb,
she says, rolling
her eyes. yeah,
like whatever,
what's wrong with
you? you really
are disturbed,
now go get us some
coffee harpo
and a paper.