the white house tour

she wanted
my address, my
social security
number, my age
and date of birth,
my weight and height,
my mother's maiden
name. my middle
name too. she
wanted to know
about any
past arrests,
or pending
charges, if any,
she wanted to
know if i was
a member of the
communist party,
or have ever fired
a gun. no, no,
and no to all
of that. she wanted
to know where
i went to school,
where i worked,
where i kept my
money, at what
bank. i'm in
a dark room right
now awaiting
the water torture
before i'm
allowed in.