some friend you are

he was angry at me

because

i didn't know that his dog died,

and that he

got a new job

and a new wife, and was

now the owner of a Dunkin

donuts franchise.

he had moved into a new

house, bought a new

car, got a new dog.

what? he says to me on the phone.

are you kidding me?

i just posted ten pictures of my

vacation in Italy.

haven't you been following

me on Instagram?

i post everything on there.

my whole life is on there.

the least you could do is

google me sometime.

some friend you are.