Wednesday, August 6, 2025

online dating

do you zoom,
she asks me, skype,
or 
do face time?
do you have WhatsApp?
how about
a Facebook
page?
no,
no and no.
but i can meet you tomorrow
at 8,
in person
if you'd like,
i tell her.
no, she says. that won't
work.
i prefer
not to meet in person.
i'd have
to get dressed
and do my hair,
take a shower, brush my
teeth.
plus there's parking
to deal with,
traffic.
not to mention that it might
rain.
who is this by the way,
Jimmy,
from Sperryville?

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