my personal trainer Eva,
from the Czech republic
is evil.
she makes me do things with my
body
that I normally cannot
do unless
drinking heavily.
do this do that, she says,
cracking her whip.
come on you can do it, she
yells
as I lift my body
to touch my toes, to stretch
and bend
like a pretzel.
she takes out a stop watch
and tells me
to run around the block,
then back again.
she calls me names, insults
my family,
my friends, my dog.
run jelly belly she screams
in her harsh accent, run!
she makes me sweat and puts
me through
hell.
then I pay her and tell her
next week?
same time?
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