good cheer

we had a cheer in high school
that went like this.
the whole student body
knew it
and said it loudly at a game.
I've got some vodka,
up in my locker
and if we win
we get some gin, but
if we lose we get no
booze. go wild cats!
the parents and teachers
were horrified.
but laughed just the same,
then took their flasks
out and sipped
while huddled in the stands
on a cold winters day.