why men spit

it's rare to see a woman spit.
men spit all the time,
and scratch.
spitting is what we do.
out the window,
while playing sports,
biking,
or hiking. it starts when
you're a boy,
seeing how far you can spit.
we have too much
saliva.
it's science.
women don't understand
all this spitting and scratching
that we do.
they are much more demure
with their
spitting
and scratching.
it's rare to see a woman spit.