a new house

bank of
America calls you with a fraud
warning.
it seems
that someone in china
is trying to buy
a new house
with your card.
is that you, they ask.
what part of china,
you ask them.
near a waterfall, I hope.
if it was me i'd like
a nice view.
hardwood floors,
thatched roof,
three bedrooms,
maybe a little bamboo,
walking distance to coffee
and food.
a carport too.