things keep changing

things keep changing.
it's hard to keep up.
the new phone,
the smart tv.
the zip lock bag.
oatmeal in a minute?
windows ten, what happened
to eight and nine?
I need to write things down.
keep a list
on how to start my car,
synchronize
just about everything
I've plugged in.
what do I do with all my old
records?
how do I put my music
on a pod, or is it a pad.
I don't know.
these new bags
of beans,
upside down in the microwave,
three minutes,
but it blows the
fuse, I mean
the circuit breaker.
you see what I mean.
i'm dizzy from it all,
I can hardly
get the child proof
cap off a plastic
bottle of extra strength
Tylenol. where's my
son when I need him,
even he has changed.