what to do

you go in for a face
lift
a tummy tuck
and a hair weave.
a rich aunt has passed
away and left
you with a boat
load of money.
this makes the doctor
happy.
he has visions of a
new speed boat
when he takes a look
at you.
he almost jumps
for joy, but restrains
himself
as he yells for the nurse
to scrub up
and get a scalpel
quick. stat!