you wake up one
morning with a mole
in the middle of your
forehead. out of nowhere
this brown circular
somewhat flat mole
has a appeared. you
can't believe it and
immediately rush to
your doctor mr. web
md online. you type in
how to remove moles
at home and come up
with suggestions.
as you peruse the
variety of methods
with which to remove
it, the doorbell rings.
it's your cleaning
lady maria, who gasps
when she sees the mole.
i thought you were
catholic she says. what?
you say. what are you
talking about. have you
converted to hindu?
it's a mole, maria. any
suggestions on getting
rid of it. yes, she
says. my cousing can
do that for you, he
fixes dents in cars,
but he also removes
moles. he ties a string
around it until the
blood supply is cut off
and then he pours acid
on it.