is that all you got?

always the skeptic,
Thomas was known for
saying to Jesus,
is that all you got?
water into fresca,
what's the big whoop.
what about some
pinot noir from down
in the valley?
we're at a wedding here,
not a sock hop.
and that walking on
water thing you're
doing, if i had a pair
of those wide cork
sandals, i'd be skating
across the sea
of galilee too. how
about flying over
the lake, let's see
you do that, mr.
big shot. and raising
lazarus from the dead,
nice, but try getting
Peter to stop snoring
when were camping out
sometimes, now that
would be a miracle
we'd all enjoy. we need
more Jesus if you
want to know the truth,
and yes, yes, I know,
don't tell me again,
the truth will
set us free.